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2025년 02월 05일에 봄
Keeping a log of the best quotes from each season: Season 1: “Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11” “You give the meanest white man a piece of cheese, and he turn into Mr. Rogers.” ”Granddad, you can’t tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!” “What’s your position on gay marriage?” “Well, first of all, I believe all marriage is wrong.” ”What’s wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. What, shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower.” ”If I started peeing on you right now, would you A) smile and ask for more, or B) move the hell out the way?” ”America urinated on R. Kelly.” ”If they had their own category, N*gga Moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and FEMA. It’s a fact.” ”Terrorists kidnapped my father, and they’re going to cut off his head in Algeria!!” ”The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.” ”What country you from?” “What?” “‘What’ ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in ‘what’?” “…what?” ”ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?” ”There are ‘known’ knowns and there are known unknowns, but there’s also ‘unknown’ unknowns, things we don’t know that we don’t know.” ”I want you to know, you are not going to die…in vain.” ”I’m the founder of 23 different radical leftist organizations.” “So like I was saying, I’ve always believed Cosby-ness was next to godliness.”